• 22
    Jun 10

    I just Want to Thank Juswant and Sylvia

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    Yesterdays Berkshire Property Meet was fantastic . Phil Martin certainly made a great speaker even
    If he had to run off immediately because his daughter was having a transfusion.

    It happens to the best of us before I joined the meeting we had to call an ambulance for my daughter!
    Everything is OK now but what a scare she was miles away and we had to do it by remote control.

    During the meeting Juswant and Sylvia made an announcement about Wake Up and Breathe

    I did give them a DVD to get feedback but they kindly gave their blessing to the product.
    I know they tried it I just didn’t realise that they were going to mention it right in the middle
    of a property meeting!

     

    So I was completely unprepared for the amount of people that have came to me to get more information
    now thats the power of referral in action!

     

    Thanks again to Juswant and Sylvia and I look forward to seeing you next month

     

    Anybody who attended the Berkshire Property Meet is entitled to a discount on the DVD which you can

    get right here http://wakeupandbreathe.com/special-offer-for-seminar-attendees-only/   

     

    Hello to everybody that I spoke to last night and apologies for the ones I didn’t get round to

     

    Barry§

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  • 21
    Jun 10

    Berkshire Property Meet Back to the Regular Venue

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    Hi guys its sold out and Phil Martin who is speaking tonight is completely sold out

    Look forward to seeing you all there tonight

     
    The Berkshire Property Meet – UKs Leading Property Event is coming home 
    Holiday Inn Maidenhead
    Manor Lane
    Maidenhead
    SL6 2RA
     
    Starts: 6:45pm (Networking)
    Speaker: 7:45pm
    Networking: 9:15ish 
    Finish: (That’s for you to decide!)

    See you there

    Barry

    07966262898
     

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  • 18
    Jun 10

    Music to My Ears

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    There is no point in going round the world on a ship (alright just to the med then!)

    If you don’t find something to do.

    Lorraine and I have spent a lot time just sitting on a ship last week (a really nice cruise).
    Some of the ports we have been to before and lets face it some of these ports can be incredibly boring.

    But some of them like La Rochelle are just amazing. Well we have had an incredible advantage of being involved in a near disaster when my daughter went there a few years ago.
    She was given the family from hell with her school (its a long story) and ended up being moved to the family from heaven!

    Due to that we probably had a bit of inside knowledge on La Rochelle as we were entertained by the good family a few months later. I don’t know exactly why but  I really love the place.

     

    So although Lorraine tried to steer me to a gift shop I managed a correction to my favourite Jazz  and Blues shop. If you don’t like 
    Jazz they had other  stuff too so don’t panic.

    The experience was amazing as I spent about 2 hours just listening to stuff and the guy in the shop just let me keep
    listening  most of which we rejected!

    However, I ended up spending a shed load of money because we just kept getting a lot of help on what we should be looking at. 
    This made me very relaxed and I probably spent double the amount I would have done if I had been watched over by
    some uninterested person.

     I have been playing my selection here in London for about a week and I have to say I can fault some of the recordings as not my favourite but they are all good and some of the stuff is amazing.

     

    We also had a fantastic meal before we got back on the ship great service again . 

     

    So if you want great service go to La Rochelle. If you want happy clients give great service !

     

     

    Barry

     

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  • 17
    Jun 10

    test

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    test

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  • 4
    Jun 10

    Property available with 12% Yield

      Posted by Barry
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    I am jsut putting this  on my blog to let you know that there are still amazing deals out there.

    Have a look at this  I am just putting the folders in here

    1. Here is the full detail of the property click here ……      stokes 1 croft info sheet

    2.Here are  some more photographs  click here   …..            Stokes Croft1 photosheet

    Send me an email on info@barrydanser.com if you think you would like to buy this .
    Its a repossession so we need your help to buy this property immediately.


     
  • 28
    May 10

    Too Many Offers So Little Time no 2

      Posted by Barry
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    Given the choice, we’d all use other people’s funds to invest

    Or do No Deposit Down Deals

    And generate income Now as well as building assets for the future
    But the reality in Property used to be that you’d only make
    serious income if you bought and waited for growth
    So if you’re new to Property, or you have ever bought Property
    using a deposit or funds, or thought you needed funds…

    then it is vital you watch this video Now:

    http://progproperty.infusionsoft.com/go/CFB/a270

    My good friend Rob Moore of Progressive Property [Over 250 Properties,
    2 Best Selling Property Books, vast TV & media coverage]…
    Is opening up his *now closed* Property Cashflow
    Membership site, normally GBP600 per year
    for the next 72 hours only

    Here’s the deal:

    1. This is not auto-billing:
    You won’t get asked for card deals
    The site will be totally opened up for you for 28 days

    2. There are 77 ways to generate Property Income inside
    And over 150 hours of video & audio content

    3. The video below actually goes into the site & Rob
    Shows you all these tools, tricks & strategies for income

    http://progproperty.infusionsoft.com/go/CFB/a270

    The video will play automatically & you’ll get valuable info
    Before you need to leave any details – there is no sale

    Enjoy

    P.S: 77 income strategies for 3k – 10k
    cpm income in Property the new way

    http://progproperty.infusionsoft.com/go/CFB/a27

     
  • 28
    May 10

    Too Many Offers So Little Time! No 1

      Posted by Barry
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    The first One here is  for the lease option book I know I have posted this before but its an important document
    If you thought you knew about lease options, I promise what you¹ll discover
    in this free manual will STUN you:

    https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard

    It¹s called 5 Lease Option PowerPlays – and ALL the UKs leading Property
    Investors are talking about it!

    Be sure to download your copy now before this website is taken down.
    https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard
    Best Regards,

    Barry Danser

    P.S. This manual has been created by THREE of the UKs most well-respected
    property experts, go to https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard now to find out who they are and what they
    know about lease options (that even the gurus don¹t!

     
  • 25
    May 10

    CHATBACK COMEDY TONIGHT TUESDAY 25TH MAY!

      Posted by Barry
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    MELBOURNE COMEDY FESTIVAL SPECIAL!!!

    8pm

    Tuesday 25th May 2010

    The Parrot pub

    1-9 Church Lane

    Canterbury

    CT1 2AG

     

    The extraordinarily fun and fantabulous Melbourne International Comedy Festival is one of the THREE BIGGEST comedy festivals in the world, the other two being the Edinburgh Comedy Festival and the Montreal Just for Laughs Fest! This month Chatback Comedy are bringing you The Best of the Fest, featuring extracts from three of the top shows at this year’s festival.

     

    JAMES DOWDESWELL 
    in his Melbourne Comedy Festival 2010 show:
    MY GRANDAD WAS A CLOWN AND THOSE ARE BIG SHOES TO FILL

    Credits include:
    Count F*ckula in 'Extras' (BBC)
    The World Stands Up (Paramount Comedy Channel)
    Edinburgh and Beyond (Paramount Comedy Channel)

    ****The List
    ****Three Weeks
    **** Chortle
    'Intelligent and inventive' The List
    'like Eminem rapping Shakespeare' Venue Magazine
    'lean, well-written comedy' Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard
    'feel good comedy with a capital F' Three Weeks
    'It is a genuine pleasure to be in the company of this master gag smith for an hour, an experience that few should really pass up." Chortle

    SARAH BENNETTO 
    in her Melbourne Comedy Festival 2010 show:
    THE KING & I

    Credits Include:
    Take the Mic (ITV)
    Edinburgh Fringe (2002 & 2003 & 2005 & 2007) and Melbourne Comedy Festival and End of the Road Festival (2006-09)
    Host, Co-Presenter & Peformer: (Sky's Soundtrack Channel), Laugh Radio (Australia). Stephen Merchant's BBC 6 Music show (BBC 6 Music), Live segments with Christian O'Connell (London's Xfm), Festival FM, Vox Radio
    Narrator and Creator: Experimental comedy collective 'Storyteller's Club'

    **** The Age
    **** Three Weeks
    "Feisty" -Time Out, London
    "A storyteller par excellence." Time Out, London
    "Sarah Bennetto is a winner. And now she can add a corker of a comedy festival show to her list." The Groggy Squirrel 
    "Effervescent, confident and well-structured stand-up." The Age
    "she is such a skillful raconteur, not only coaxing big laughs but also those moments of poignancy and inspiration to which so many performers don't even get close." ThreeWeeks (UK)
    "But the undeniable star of the show is the scintillating storyteller who is our hostess, narrator and raconteur, Sarah Bennetto." Broadway Baby
    "Her amusing anecdotes highlighted the importance of locking toilet doors, and why quiche and misogyny are inextricably linked." Three Weeks

    YIANNI AGISILAOU
    in his Melbourne Comedy Show: 
    96 AND ONE HALF THINGS THAT @#$% ME OFF

    Credits include:
    The World Stands Up (Paramount Comedy Channel)
    Grand Finalist- Take the Mic – (ITV)
    Raw Comedy Grand Final (ABC TV, AUS)
    End of the Road Music Festival, Salisbury – 2006-07, 2009
    Leeds Music Festival 2005-07
    Reading Music Festival 2005-06, 2008
    Four one man comedy shows at the Edinburgh Comedy Fringe Festival 2006-09

    **** Chortle (for MP3Some- Edinburgh Festival 2009)
    'A sparklingly intelligent and very funny man' Chortle
    'Smart, pacy and above all very very funny' Chortle
    'An accomplished and charming performance' Three Weeks

    ‘Sharp Social Commentary' Chortle
    'The most memorable act' Comedy Down Under.com
    'the best comedy writing that clarifies and crystallises your own views' Chortle

     

     

     

    lucy@chatbackcomedy.com

    www.chatbackcomedy.com

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  • 20
    May 10

    Free 68 Page E Book on Lease Options get your Options Gold . Important Information

      Posted by Barry
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    I just heard about this and wanted to fill you in
    immediately.

    THREE of the UK’s leading property investors have

    teamed up to create what is probably the most
    comprehensive, advanced resource on Property Options in
    the world.It really is OPTIONS GOLD!

    And best of all…

    ——————————-
    IT’S COMPLETELY FREE!
    ——————————-Get it here now:

    https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard

    Of course, there’s every chance there will be some kind
    of course for sale at some stage, and that’s probably

    why they’re giving some of the best information

    available on Lease Options for NOTHING, but I say take
    advantage of the free stuff while you can!You can always unsubscribe later If you want :-)

    For each of the 5 Lease Option PowerPlays

    https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard ,

    you’ll find out:- When exactly to use each one

    - How to source deals without the need for a deposit,
    mortgage or any kind of credit check

    - How to find tenants/buyers FAST – so you can get
    immediate positive cashflow

    - …And they’ve even included example “Heads of Terms”
    for each strategy drawn up by a legal expert.

    It really doesn’t get any better than this!

    ————————————-
    Go here for your free copy right now:

    https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard
    ——————————

    ——–Best Regards,

    Barry

    P.S. I’m reliably informed the 5 Lease Option PowerPlays
    https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard
    will only be available until the end of this week, so I

    suggest you get it now while you can!

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  • 19
    May 10

    I don’t know if these are true but who cares!

      Posted by Barry
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    These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow
     
    1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
     
    2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

    3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

    4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

    5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

    6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

    7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

    8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

    9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

    10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

    11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

    12. She is numb from her toes down.

    13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

    14. The skin was moist and dry.

    15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

    16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

    17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

    18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

    19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

    20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

    21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

    22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

    23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

    24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

    25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

    26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

    27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

    28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

    29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

    30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

    31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

    32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

    33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

    STAY AWAY FROM HOSPITAL!!

     

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